Written by Speaking of Berkman. MLB Celebrity Look-A-Like…Berkman and the unfunny douche from Jackass
Oh, I get it…the unfunny guy beats his father up on the toilet, “surprises” his mom for the 821st time by breaking more dishes in the house while getting filmed for MTV, and he gets super pissy if you prank him…awesome.
Bam Margera or a Turd Sandwich?
Fat Man Walkin
Lance Berkman? Not like this…
Yes, Lance Berkman was capable of being this good…in 2004, but who knew he could do it at this age. It’s not like this has been a one week thing either, he’s batting .402 for the season with 9 Home Runs for the SEASON. Maybe hitting near Pujols and Holliday is like a an amazing disease. I think I buy it, but not like this. I buy a .400 OBP and near .300 AVG and a possible injury due to over eating as is his MO. He’s fat.
Pro Baseball...tough job. Berkman is fat
Ben Zobrist? Ugghh, I’m not sure about this.
Is he good. He’s ranked as the 2nd best player over the last week on ESPN, but I’m not sure yet. He’s got 21 Runs, 7 HR, 25 RBI’s, and 5 Bags for the season…pretty ridiculous. His average is still around .260. His 5 Runs and 10 RBI’s in one day probably helped. I’d say I don’t buy him as that elite. I’ll give it a month and see how he’s ranked. I could be wrong…I might just be annoyed by his name…and that is wife is ridiculous and I’m jealous.
Wuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaap
Wild Card: Freddie Freeman
The super stud rookie is owned in 50.5% of ESPN leagues. Not a full schedule of games tonight so I like the Wild Card pick of Freddie Freeman. The kid has been hitting better as of late and he’s matched up with garbage time Moselely in San Diego. I know the park is tough, but Moseley stinks and it’ll be fun tohttp://thefantasybaseballblog.net/wp-admin/post-new.php?post_type=post root for the kid tonight.
Either Freddie Freeman or the Ball Boy...not sure what Freddie looks like so I'll assume this is him
Wild Card Bitches...this could possibly be Freddie Freeman's picture as well